Or maybe I really did steal a copy of the Day 1 schedule of the 2020 Democratic National Convention.
- Proceedings begin as Colin Kaepernick leads the delegates in taking a knee for the US flag.
- Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations.
- Native American blessing given by Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
- Andrew Cuomo introduces Democrats' 2020 campaign slogan, "America Was Never That Great."
- A vote on replacing all gender pronouns with "it."
- A vote on giving illegal aliens the right to vote in all elections.
- Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez introduces Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, again declaring that she is the "future of our party."
- Ocasio-Cortez reminds delegates that there will be no need for funerals after "Medicare for All" is the law of the land.
- First Two Minutes Hate: The delegates recreate the Hillary Clinton campaign's smashing of their Blackberry smartphones.
- Susan Rice blames the lackluster performance of the Obama economy on the posting of an obscure YouTube video.
- After a mid-day adjournment, Bill Ayers denounces America as he steps on the US flag.
- A salute to the Young Democrats of America led by Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, and Bernie Sanders.
- John Podesta offers tips on how to create an unhackable email password.
- Chelsea Clinton speaks to the delegates, uttering nothing of consequence.
- Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama compliment each other on their Iran policies.
- Mid-afternoon nap for delegates begins as John Kerry addresses them.
- Second Two Minutes Hate: Robert De Niro leads "Fuck Donald Trump" chant.
- Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel introduces Democrats' get-tough-on-crime platform plank.
- Bill Clinton, wearing a pink pussy hat, praises the #MeToo movement.
- Lifetime fundraising achievement award presented to Harvey Weinstein.
- Proceedings end as Antifa radicals burn the US flag.
1 comment:
the sad thing is it is not a joke.this is how these people think.
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