Monday, June 20, 2016

Lib TV critic brings Cheney into recap of GoT Snow's deserved beat down of Bolton

As I've remarked before many times, liberals politicize and ruin everything, including last night's stellar Game of Throne's "Battle of the Bastards" episode.

Spoiler alert!

After Bastard Number 1 Jon Snow, with an assist from the Knights of the Vale, defeats Bastard Number 2 Ramsay Bolton and retakes his family's castle, Snow, using only his fists comes close to killing the beast who castrated Theon Greyjoy, stabbed his own father to death, and fed his stepmother and his newborn stepbrother to his dogs, Chicago Tribune entertainment critic remarked that Snow "did things to Ramsay that even Dick Cheney would have to describe as torture."
"Winter is Coming." It's
Trump's fault!

That's why liberals are so annoying to be around. With sports, game shows, pizza,  or whatever, it's "Trump this," or "Bush that," or "Cheney this." And of course if it's hot outside, it's because of global warming, not because it's June. If it is cold it's because of global warming and the resulting polar vortex. Everything is politics to them. Everything.

When I was watching Battle of the Bastards last night, my mind, as with every other viewer's mind, was racing. What was I thinking about? The mud bath and the resulting body pile in the long battle scene made me think of the decisive battle of Agincourt, when the outnumbered English led by Henry V defeated the French during the Hundred Years War. Not Dick Cheney.

Then Johnson feebly attempts to excuse himself in this manner:
But this isn't a political discourse — nor is it the kind of piece that asks "Which 'Game of Thrones' characters are most like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" — simply to draw clicks; it would be cheap even to include a sentence like that so that it might be picked up by Google’s content searchers.
Johnson mocks such a stunt while using it.

Liberals always think they'll get away with such chicanery because they are so much smarter than everyone else.

Bolton thought he was smarter than everyone else too. He ended up as dog food.

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