"Ritz-Carlton Reid" will retire

Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV)--the sneaky lizard who claimed Mitt Romney hadn't paid taxes for ten years--announced today he won't seek reelection. Although Reid has been a public official for years, he manages to afford living in an apartment in the super-swanky Ritz-Carlton in Washington. How? Well, we don't know, as Reid refuses to release his tax returns.

Good riddance.