Bin Laden as Gloria Swanson watching his old video clips

Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard

As you probably heard, the Pentagon released five home videos of Osama bin Laden that were confiscated by Navy SEALS Team Six

If you haven't seen them, click here.

One video stands out particular. Bin Laden, with a dirty gray beard, seems to be living a Gloria Swanson-like existence in Sunset Boulevard--he's watching old al-Jazeera clips of from his semi-public jihad days. The evil-doer is wearing a wool cap and is wrapped in a blanket, just like a homeless man scavenging on Chicago's Lower Wacker Drive.

At this point in the story there is no need to release the Bin Laden death photos. Al Qaeda has acknowledged his demise--and the bastard has been diminished as jihad recruiting tool.

"All right, Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up"