Since "fake news" is a banned word, why not replace it with "CNN?"

As it has for the last four decades on New Year's Eve, Lake Superior State University, which I visited eight years ago, released its list of "banned words." Along with such fatuous words such as "impactful" and "onboarding/offboarding,." included are "covfefe," which was, I think, a typo, as well as "fake news."

Okay, fair enough. Since LSSU is banning "fake news" I have come up with a replacement for it--and  it is "CNN!"