Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Chicago robbery suspect shoots self in penis while fleeing

Near the site of the alleged robbery
Here's a guy that probably won't be masturbating in front of his public defender.

From the Chicago Sun-Times:
A man shot himself in the penis after robbing two people at a business Tuesday morning in the West Pullman neighborhood on the Far South Side.

Just after 6 a.m., the 19-year-old robbed two people at gunpoint of their cellphones, wallets and cash at a business in the 700 block of West 116th Place, according to Chicago Police.

As the man was running away, he shot himself in the penis, police said. He was taken in serious condition to Christ Medical Center, where he was taken into custody.

Charges are pending Tuesday morning, police said. Area South detectives are investigating.

4 comments:

Lowly Knave said...


This is why you never leave a round in the chamber. You could go off half-cocked.

Zeeman said...

"Here's a guy that probably won't be masturbating in front of his public defender".
LOL!

Anonymous said...

Lol. This just proves some people should have been a blowjob.

Bucky Barkingham said...

Lowly Knave: Or end up half-cocked.