Bionic senator: Durbin's rebuilt arm lifts big load

Yes, he can be rebuilt. Actually, the headline, Durbin's rebuilt arm lifts big load, is in reference to Detroit Tigers' starting pitcher, Chad Durbin, not Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL).

Too bad Dick Durbin's political philosophy can't be rebuilt.

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