Topless waitresses apparently aren't enough of an attraction for a Detroit bar. Tonight only there will be a dwarf toss. $10 gets you in but it'll set you back $5 to toss the house dwarf. Of course some people are freaking out and there will a protest outside of the The Toy Chest Bar and Grill, which is hosting the toss.
I'd call this another only-in-Detroit story, but across the border in Windsor, Ontario there will be a dwarf tossing event there too this weekend.