Like all baseball players, Darryl Strawberry wants to go home. The former New York Mets great told Donald Trump he wanted to do just that--and Trump obliged him.
But it can be argued that Strawberry's cut-and-run saved Rod Blagojevich from getting fired.
Last week on "Celebrity Apprentice" we saw Blago fawn over a bunch of yellow balloons that he insisted were goldenrod-colored. Golden as in "It's (bleepin') golden." Rod as in that egomaniacal disgraced former governor of Illinois.
In this week's episode, the two teams, one all-male, the other all-female, competed to create an ad for a Lifelock-Norton computer protection system. We learned that our hair-brained former governor not only can't operate a computer, but he types with one finger. Does that make him a "hunt" or a "peck?"
Based upon the massive state deficit left behind by the Chicago Democrat, apparently Blago doesn't know how to use a calculator either.
The women won.
Olympic gold-medalist Michael Johnson, one of the few non-has-beens on "Apprentice," laid it on the line, "Rod is the reason we lost this battle."
But Blago survives another week.
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