Onion: Obama's hillbilly half-brother mistakes John Kerry for an outhouse

The humor publication The Onion has an article about "Cooter" Obama, the hillbilly half-brother of presidential candidate Barack Obama.

According to The Onion, Cooter recently punched a swan because it was "one of them mean ones," sneaked into a fundraiser for his half-brother and offered donors moonshine, and made the mistake of thinking John Kerry was an outhouse.

On that last one, Cooter's error is perfectly understandable.

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