10,000 toilet paper rolls stolen from Illinois food pantry

Someone must be planning one hell of a party in downstate Illinois. Or things are worse than they appear in the Prairie State.

From AP:

Police in Springfield are investigating after someone stole 10,000 rolls of toilet paper from a central Illinois food pantry.

The thefts come after a citywide effort to collect the toilet paper for St. Martin de Porres Center. Officials with the charity say someone took the toilet paper from a locked trailer either late Monday or early Tuesday. But there was good news later Tuesday: a local grocery store said it would replace the stolen rolls for free.