Marathon Pundit: Hello Paris Hilton: Paris, Illinois is calling you and Tinkerbell

When Paris Hilton made it out of "the joint" in Los Angeles briefly two weeks ago, six cases of Party Animal gourmet dog food were delivered to the heiress' Beverly Hills home.

Paris will be released for good, barring any future infractions on Tuesday.

Meanwhile in Paris, Illinois, a town 200 miles south of Chicago, a K9cuisine says they're the better choice for you--and Tinkerbell.

From their blog:

The point is, there's no good reason you need to walk or drive to find premium food for your dog. At K9Cuisine.com, we offer more top brands than any store and will deliver free anywhere in the United States on orders of at least $50.

And, now that Paris says she will shed her party girl label, she won't need the hip cache of the "Party Animal" label.

Paris, we are located in Paris, Illinois. From Paris to Paris, it's a natural. Once you get out of jail, we'll await your mouse click or toll-free call. While you get your life back in order, why not put your dog food needs on auto-pilot?