Canadian man looking for women to kick his groin

As I've written before, I could make this stuff up, but that's too much work for me.

From AP:

Police in Ontario said today they're looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.

Three women reported similar incidents to police over the past two months, and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle. None of the women were injured. News service reports didn't say whether any of them kicked him.

Police Sgt. Cate Welsh said today the man’s request is not a crime, but they are concerned nonetheless.

"That kind of behavior tends to be a precursor to sexual assault. That’s what we’re trying to determine," Welsh said.

As Ann Landers would succinctly phrase it, the clearly disturbed man should "Seek therapy." And he should do it immediately, because from what I've heard from the Canadian health care system, there could be a very long wait before a psychiatrist becomes available for him. I suggest a male shrink for soprano man.

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