Moby's mad mumblings from Australia

Quite possibly the worst celebrity blog belongs alleged rocker Moby. An excerpt from his July 19 entry.

how ironic...i'm in australia and john howard(aussie pm) is in the u.s.maybe we should trade responsibilities?john howard(we have a similar hairline)could play some old rave classics('go', 'thousand', 'next is the e', etc)and i could give my honest opinion on the war in iraq(a tragically sad, hubris inspired invasion that has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths purely in the interest of acquiring the worlds 2nd largest oil reserves).i wonder if john howard and gw bush will kiss slowly and softly or with the ardent passion of long seperated lovers?i vote for the latter, to be honest with you.