Friday, July 22, 2016

Hillary picks old white guy to be running mate

Yes, my headline is provocative. But in the eyes of many voters--most of them under forty--Donald Trump chose an old white guy, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence to be his running mate.

Earlier this week two Saturday Night Live performers asked pedestrians in Cleveland to pick out Trump's running mate among a group of photographs of older white men. Among the choices, besides Pence, was Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and serial child rapist Jerry Sandusky.

As Nelson Muntz, a Simpsons character likes to say, "Haw haw."

I'll bet you Hillary Clinton's net worth that the SNL hacks won't be putting on the same stunt in Philadelphia, where the Democratic National Convention will be held next week, with Clinton's choice to be her running mate, Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia, an-old-white-guy just like Pence.

Trump Autumn is coming. I'm ready. Are you?



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